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TFW you want to wish a tasty friend like @scitiv a happy birthday, but then you remember you just ate him.
Sometimes the winning strategy is to eat the competition
@PBSkunk Oh... you'll see.
*whistles and makes you a sandwich*
Play with your food. They taste better when they're happy and brimming with love.
Pushing critters in via my belly button isn't how I normally get them inside my belly, but I'm willing to give it a shot.
My half of an art trade with @VoraciousNumbat