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@HormnyCheese *sinks my paws deep, pressing down on my tum*
Happy birthday @dogzrbarkn
Now that you're done with the semester, you can throw out all those books you're never gonna need again! (Make room for more bow ties!)
TFW you want to wish a tasty friend like @scitiv a happy birthday, but then you remember you just ate him.
Sometimes the winning strategy is to eat the competition
@PBSkunk Oh... you'll see.
*whistles and makes you a sandwich*