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@Voraciousopolis I'll swallow a flashlight for you if you didn't bring your phone for light.
Happy birthday, @DimwittedMutt
Let me whisper in your ear all my ideas for things to make your birthday one to remember.
Dinner by Candlelight
https://t.co/h5mtoHL2Zg
This is a really lovely dinner, but Cavendish, how come you don't have a plate. Aren't you eating?
Don't you worry about me. I'll eat well. You just enjoy your dinner right now.
Over the past two years I've done the "Draw your fursona wearing only this" a few times and always with the same joke. This one with the hole seems gloriously like it would need to be on an AD account, though. https://t.co/MxxgJwXcMc
Me and Fritz as Sherlock and Watson
https://t.co/Hft5o7jlOV