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It's time to eat @PhoenixPyre_ because it's his birthday and also because I just want to.
@Char89Charizard Mmmm. Here, have some nice jelly beans. See how many you can stuff my treat I mean yourself with.
@HormnyCheese I mean, it's the sort of treat that is worth limiting how frequently you indulge, to keep it special.
Also @TinyRotundPup had a birthday on Thanksgiving this year...
Didn't I tell you what the likely outcome is for booping my nose, @Bulvej ? *licks my lips* Happy birthday to you!