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ZAMENHOF - famously eccentric ex-Legia Warsaw backup goalkeeper with a taste for the spiritual, notoriously claiming to be the reincarnation of Polish goalkeeping great Jan Tomaszewski. Backed down when it was pointed out Tomaszewski is still very much alive.
VALENY - ex-PSG misfit, pacey but easily-startled defensive lynchpin, prone to hissy fits and famously part of France's 2010 World Cup implosion after lying to Patrice Evra that he knew how to drive the team bus. Iconic.
@danieljclarke @AllStatsArentWe @Twenty3sport Not sure they're everyone's cup of tea
Ongoing horror. Nice for the under-utilised pink Sharpie to get an outing though.
Don't know how the Premier League is going to cope with an influx of such beautiful men
While we quickly draw Leeds' promotion-winning side, let's just revisit our very good drawing of Mark Viduka