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Bit worried Millie Bright is going to find our where we live and head us into oblivion
On this day in 1966, Azeri linesman Tofiq Bahramov was juuuuust about 100% more-or-less certain that Geoff Hurst's shot had bounced down and over the Wembley goal line.
According to our drawing, he was also absolutely gorgeous.
It's been a good twelve minutes since we've plugged our book so here's Paul Breitner to remind you that it features bad drawings of *every* men's World Cup going right back to 1930. It's even got a picture of Mussolini. And TWO drawings of dogs.
🛒https://t.co/wiwNyUkOZK https://t.co/Xj7ItB8rf1
Tempted to have another go at drawing Sheffield Wednesday because our previous attempt in 2018 has been recently reclassified as a "criminal act"
Just had about nine drops of rain
How to survive the heatwave:
- Drink lots of water
- Sunscreen
- Issue a stream of foul-mouthed abuse with accompanying hand gestures to a nearby FIFA official
- Vegan ice cream 🍦