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RIDER!!!!
[ The scene becomes an animal planet segment as the lioness pounces on her prey ] https://t.co/pU2ngroB3q
[ She starts walking away, but not before her tail 'accidentally' slaps him across the face on the way out. ] https://t.co/wFoC2QSgly
Urk. And I thought Caster's suggestion about a love poem was atrocious. https://t.co/aPQoCRwReP
* magical girl transformation *
YOU...! Start running, Saber. https://t.co/5nArJV8rYN
*Aggressively kneading dough to the sound of Spider-Man 2's pizza theme*
"Indeed. My senses are keen. Once I have identified my prey, I shall not let it be. Now, be on thy way. I have decided to spare thee." https://t.co/OiUcZwABQc
"Shopping? Not at all. I am leading us to a seamstress. Her skill is outstanding. However, her enthusiasm is troublesome. She created these robes. Has thou met this fabled Caster before? If not, I believe she shall take a liking to thee." https://t.co/Dc8YpvbE0x
"So thy eyes were interested in the robes of this era. I find it acceptable. The children have expressed similar favor of this appearance. Thou has my gratitude." https://t.co/We4nV73ozw