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"Ivory... oh, sweet ivory. I will partake in the bounty of elephant tusks and animal teeth. Yes. With this I shall fund and feed my child army."
"PROOOOOOOOOHH!"
"Please do not interrupt me with your trivialities Soyjak, I am very busy trying to figure out how to bring this chicken, a fox and some grain across the river on a small rowboat that can only hold me and one other item."
"ancient rome was bad"
"no it wasn't"
"We have opened the secret passage into the dream that never ends, a new reality of our own creation, an empire without end. Released from guilt, released from pain, released from love, released from trust."
"NOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN TRANSFATARINOS!!!! YOU HAVE TO USE ORGANIC CROATIAN OLIVE OIL OR ELSE IT ISN'T LINDYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!"
"Wow, gutter oil and rapeseed really does make it taste better. Those chinese were right!"