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This just sold for 75E ($133,000)
All-time high sale for y00ts (and maybe for all of Polygon?)
I unironically have more money stored in this Penguin than I do in any bank
And that is the single biggest reason why I sleep comfy at night
Mom come pick me up
They made the market more efficient and now the precious snot-faced monkey pictures that changed my life trade like a shitcoin
Pops was constantly begging me to cash out and buy my first house last summer
"Sorry Dad I cant, there are inefficiencies in the digital zoo animal lending market that Ive uncovered and need to capitalize on"
Probably aged him 15 years but now I can buy an extra one for him too
At least 51 of the top 100 spots on Dookie Dash are from three players
Luckily one of them was on my team
Another day another unclaimed mutant buy
This time one of the nastiest M2s in the collection
Got a floor bid on this clean dagger mutant accepted
Oh and he came with a free sewer pass 🤌🏾