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Son: I’ve cleaned out my bag. It’s only got the important things in it now.
Me: Pens and books?
Son: Nah. They’ve got those at school.
Me: It’s mainly conkers.
Son: Yeah. But don’t worry. I keep most of the conkers in my locker. These are just my spares.
Yes, it’s 9.00 in the morning and I am eating a chocolate frog, thanks. BECAUSE I HAD A BABY! #MTPTProject This is Luke Dylan.