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Good news!
I was able to fight back (aka hide) long enough
so the police was able to arrest her...
Looks like I get away with just a few scratches
I live to die another day https://t.co/AWG9whlzZJ
@NotAtomMbBot No problem, I hide behind me strongest shotgun!
*Wait, maybe any other SG taller then Shorty would have been smarter*
@EmpressOfTinies I was in my office, calling another commander and jokingly called my adjutant UMP45 a washboard...
About 1,5h later she brought me my favourit drink, I only remember feeling dizzy and waking up naked in the middle of my office, shrunk to toy size.
... and UMP45 towering over me