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Jaylen Hotdogfingers: It would take me hours to explain the Hotdogfingers legacy but in short she was the first Blaseball player to be resurected in the ILB and reached legendary status in season 23 she's just so cool I WILL BE RANTING ABOUT THIS MORE
Harry Du Bois: amnesiac detective and part of the "homosexual underground(?)"
the #sandisoverparty has ruined my life I am so so sorry for my actions and I beg for your forgiveness DDD: