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tfw 30 year olds on the internet get mad about the rebooted children's series you work on
Shoutout to evil wizards who don't need to be ripped 'cause they can move things with magic but get ripped anyway.
Y'all can pry my "Volt Krueger's red contacts are prescription" headcanons from my cold dead hands.
The Bouncer came out 19 years ago and that means it's the anniversary of my One True OTP.
People all "I know exactly what it was like for you growing up in the middle of nowhere, I grew up in a suburb" like bitch please I'm from a town the size of an airport landing strip and you had to drive through four hours of wilderness to get to the nearest store that sold socks
Which is to say Becky from Finding Dory was absolutely a seagull in a fancy costume.
I know thunder stones are really only the equivalent to like $21 in the games but I’m gonna say times of hardship drove the price up what with supply lines being disrupted and all that business. Some war time economics to go with your first gen gym leader trashy romance comics.