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Ann/Haru:
Similar situation as with Ann/Makoto but less horny and more headcanon based.
Ann/Futaba:
You like em cute more than anything and Ann's legit concern for Futaba's well being is just about as cute as it gets for you.
Ann/Makoto:
You're like a magpie but instead of collecting shiny things, you collect pretty lesbians. You also enjoy a very specific Mementos line these two have, you know the one, and generally just think this is some potentially spicy stuff.
You also enjoy Rise/Naoto.
Ann/Yusuke:
You think that the whole nude drawing thing didn't go far enough and they should finish it in a more romantic context.
You might be horny.
Ann/Morgana:
You realized sooner than anyone else that this is technically the only semi canon pairing out of all of these and you will rub that into people's faces, especially now with the whole human Morgana thing.
Ryuji/Goro:
Your favorite relationship dynamic is "go fuck yourself" "fuck me yourself, you coward".
Ryuji/Futaba:
You like big brother and little sister type of relationships, without them actually being brother and sister, so that it's not as weird.
Ryuji/Makoto:
You really like "small brain and big brain" pairings. The bigger the mental gap, the more you think they're made for each other.
You also think the best relationships are formed at the gym.
Ryuji/Yusuke:
Pretty much the same as Ren/Ryuji and Ren/Yusuke except that you realized that there is no point in making Ren seem like a dumbass when you can just have this two.