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Eternal wielder of chasity he is. For he shall never see vagene.
Alm drinks his 🅱️otion and fucks just look at him he’s got dong armor
Kellam is the mailman your ex cheated on you with. He fucks all day everyday and gets paid.
Alfonse is fucking virgin, is a benched unit, has daddy issues and don’t get me started on his character in book 3
Azelle was a virgin but then he tied the knot with best girl Tailtiu he was always a chad
Yeah Awakening Roy fucks our boy is all grown up getting women
Sully fucks. She's probably really really clingy afterwards.