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@PJohnPilkington

I see Liz Truss is trending.
So probably that's my prompt to roll out this gormless drawing. I was trying to capture her "Pork Markets" expression.

Interesting fact: Elizabeth Truss is an anagram of Sizable Shutter.

@trussliz

Breaking:
"a better warrior than anybody"

Happy 77th Birthday Robert De Niro

Today is the anniversary of the birth of

Alternatively: Gobshite works too.
What does a gobshite look like?
This. https://t.co/NG6IgBsbl8

#1457
Twice voted sexiest man alive.

It seems you lot cant work out which is which.
Jay Rayner and Johnny Depp.
You decide which is which.
I'm sure someone's flattered, not sure who though.

@jayrayner1
@JohnDeppC

Happy Birthday @TraceyEmin

Here's four of a kind.
Unfortunately that kind is "crap portraits™"

I'm sure someone's thought this through but...
How would you tackle door handles or lift buttons or riding a bicycle or pretty much anything in this?