Crap Portraitsさんのイラストまとめ

#1633 It’s Julia Hartley Brewer.
Full of bile and really quite a nasty person.
Beautifully rendered in my rancid bile 🎨.
I blocked her quite a long time ago because even though I didn’t follow her, her nastiness still polluted my timeline, still does via scn shots.
@juliahb1

Here’s a portrait.
Did this in Procreate.
Used my own palette “Rancid Bile” created especially for this.
Most welcome.

#1632 Have you often lain awake at night and pondered what Rob Beckett would look like if he’d been bitten by a zombie Smurf?
You can wonder no more.
@robbeckettcomic

Another one to add to my occasional blue series

#1631 This is billionaire narcissist Alan Sugar, or, as he prefers to be called, Lord.

@Lord_Sugar

Monday night portrait.

#1630
This is @SuellaBraverman , who is now the Home Secretary replacing gobshite @pritipatel
I fear she’ll be taking up the challenge to see if she can be even more obnoxious than Patel.

Tuesday night portrait.
Friendly, approachable, erudite and eloquent.
These are just some of the qualities she doesn’t have.

Here is your new PM.
She's great¹, isn't she?
I'm sure @joelycett will concur.

¹ You don't really need a footnote do you?
Great as in a great big buckejit.

#1628 For those of you still struggling, this is Charles Grodin.