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@dmellieon What!!!!!? I missed your birthday? Oh no! Happy Belated Birthday! 🎂🎉🎂🎉
This is what I did on the plane back from @LftCstSherlock John in a kilt to follow shortly.
TMW you are reading a excruciatingly dull book for book club and suddenly, the male protagonist turns out to be gay.