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@glacier_clear So where can my kobold sign up to be part of the harem? He's kind of a dork, though.
@lynelmilk Kaizan Kobbleknock, though he is far better known to friends as simply "Bookwyrm", a kobold artificer dedicated to perfecting his powered armor, which involves a great deal of 'testing' as the party's tank
@BadDiceBad @mattfehlman Look at this infant, would you trust him anywhere near water without floaties?