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Swanky's Virtual Disco for the Virtual Boy would have not only saved the system, but it would have also nourished the soul of everyone touched by its glory https://t.co/QEbZzWm8AM
Can we all just finally stop and admire the rainbow of disease and pestilence that are the Kremlings from Donkey Kong Country 3? I love every single one of these bubbly, distended nudists. These babies of @playtonicalMark are all beautiful in their own special way.
I'll be continuing the #DKVineDoneSlow playthrough of DKC today as I head into the upper regions of DK Island. Pack warm clothes and protective eye gear, because we'll be trekking into Gorilla Glacier and Kremkroc Industries! Tune in at 5 PM ET/2 PM PT!
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The Game Boy Color version of Donkey Kong Country expanded the overworld from the original game, incorporating three islets and a pier where the Crosshair Cranky challenges took place. Along with DK Land's worlds and Banana Fairy Island, these make up the full DK Isles. #DKUFacts
Donkey Kong showing up in 2009's Punch-Out!! was a surprise during a drought of DK news, but considering that Tanabe was a producer and was also overseeing DKC Returns at the time, it was more of a preview of things to come.
Also not the first or last time DK wore those gloves! https://t.co/yl1KOGs1ah
I'm still lukewarm on Professor Chops, but I appreciate that Retro listened to Donkey Kong fans' concerns about "Tutorial Pig," realized we worship at the altar of character, and made him a real one in Tropical Freeze along with his fellow Oinks running the Juicy Jungle factory! https://t.co/wCUXjpfy0K
As pointed out by @camreigle, Donkey Kong 64's Troff 'N' Scoff lack their in-game pierced nipples on official renders. This is because someone thought twice and edited them out... but not before they were sent out to some official Nintendo publications! #DKUFacts
Thematically, Donkey Kong Country works best if the modern DK is an adult Donkey Kong Jr. But if it's canon that Cranky is both DK Sr. and DK's grandfather, there's an unspoken absentee father or mother. This is just my personal headcanon, but I feel it's the cleanest solution. https://t.co/dF8Ah5vIuq