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Aye Yo, @awhitehorse, this beautiful steed came into #NFTCH today. He’s reporting hip pain. On observation, there is heat, redness, and pain on palpation of the joint. We are going to do an MRI and monitor for infection. He will need rest🤍. Don’t worry, I got him. #NFTCommunity
Aye Yo, #NFTCommunity, this woman appears to have Benjamin Button Syndrome. The pic on the left was taken last Thursday. The one on the right was taken at @Dexterity_nft’s birthday party YESTERDAY😳! We’ve put her in a cryo chamber to slow age reversal. Don’t worry, I got her.
Aye Yo, #NFTCommunity, I spent the weekend out of town attending the funeral of this Koala Frenz by @Vodou45 who went peacefully in his sleep. He was a great supporter of the hospital and will be dearly missed. I’m back and have a lot of updates to send. Don’t worry. I got you!
Aye Yo, @Neon_Verse, this butterfly left the hospital for a smoke break and got stuck to a piece of gum @SPinkNFTs’s Zoomy put on the wall. We’ve released the two from the wall, and are taking them to the OR for separation from one another. Don’t worry, we got ‘em. #NFTCommunity
Aye Yo, #NFTCommunity, please check in on @Roboverse6. This poor guy has been experiencing such horrible allergy symptoms that he refuses to leave his dark room.🥺 You can call, text, write a letter, send flowers…noooo no flowers!🤧💐 AYE YO!!!!! #NFTchFAM, WE GOT HIM?!🙌🏾💪🏾✊🏾🙌🏾
Aye Yo,#NFTCommunity, the @milanoNFTs refused to miss happy hour, and we had another fire accident involving @hellopandanft. He is in the burn unit with 3rd degree burns😩. @Mustydraws’s Father Figure will now head up Patient Safety!! Don’t worry. We got @hellopandanft✊🏾. #NFTCH
Aye Yo, #NFTCommunity, when I say I love this guy and his art makes me very happy, I speak my TRUTH! Other than a spinning coin, my @DomieZnft was my first NFT. I’m concerned, however, that many of them don’t have chins. We will surgically attach them. Don’t worry, I got ‘em. https://t.co/KpQRXKqJrR
Aye Yo@Soulmate889, I’m sorry to inform you that there was yet another fire in the hospital kitchen involving John. We extinguished the flames and are bringing in 🥰@milanoNFTs🥰 team of bad baaad girls to head the Quality Control Team! Don’t worry, I got him.#NFTCommunity #NFTCH
Ayyye Yooooo, #NFTCommunity, in light of all of the living creatures we have found in and on the cafeteria food, we have hired @Indriel89’s Chef Leo to run the kitchen. The cat and sharks swimming in the Mister Tea Cups (@?) were the final straw. Don’t worry😎. Chef Leo’s got it!
Aye Yo, @Hedinft, your Nekos are still ballin’ with too much intensity! They threw the ball at @RenallaNFT’s Slow.Loris & the poor guy is now attached to the ball😱. We’ll surgically remove the ball and make sure no infections set in. Don’t worry, I got him. #NFTCommunity #NFTCH