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Valuable image depicting Marshal Kim Jong-Un, of unsurpassed artistic merit, is given to world as free “non-fungible token.”
"Anime" is Japanese animated film genre, in which horrors of war are decried by depicting warmongers as attractive and stylish young people, with interesting hair.
Death of religious figure Charles Manson leaves U.S. "hipsters" leaderless.
Attack of killer Orcas upon schoolchildren at Wonsan beaches is averted, thanks to surfing skills of Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un.