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"The king hasn't slept in 24 hours and now I'm feel weird~ I'm not used to this, the king loves his sleep but can't sleep~"
"This is what happens when my pets tease me for too long~ I get very rough and pent up~"
"Good evening my subjects~ I like to think I have the best subjects and pets with me~ all of you do love to help me out~"
"After many hours of hard work for my kingdom, a good fucking in bed is the best way to unstress myself~ haha~"
"Sometime I surprised myself how good I can be sometimes~ haha~"
"I've been throbbing hard all day~ I most be very work up today haha~"
"After a long, hard work day with my work as king, I love to get my stress out on somepony then cuddle up with them in the afterglow~"
"Right now I'm feeling loving~ you may see what's under my cape~"
"Good evening my dear lovely I hope all is well today~ and I feel very kinky today~ haha~ anypony~?"