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Tough choice, but:
Roger the Alien (#AmericanDad)
GLaDOS (#Portal)
Marvin the Paranoid Android (#TheHitchhikersGuide)
Mr. Peanutbutter (#BoJackHorseman) https://t.co/tiSkuTAv12
Today I discovered the cheapest, fakest blueberry-scented shampoo and now my hair smells like I can only assume a unicorn's mane would.
You make one joke on your blog about smoking pot and suddenly you're followed by fifty of this guy:
Slots for the #FaceOfGlass serial are going faster than ever - two thirds have already been claimed! https://t.co/m0KQjsG4CX