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"We here at DanganShujin severely underestimated the amount of requests we would receive. We apologize for not getting them done today."
"But, we are happy to announce that Kirumi Weekend will be extended to tomorrow until the requests are finished. Thank you for your support." 
Looking back, these are pretty goddamn scary. But they’re so fun to make.
What in my life led to coming up with these...?