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@flightybuttlass @yngsovereign Your name is DONALD CALLIS.
You may not be the GREATEST PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER ON THE PLANET, but you don't need to be: you are THE INVISIBLE HAND, a GOD AMONG INSECTS.
The only thing you love more than MIXED METAPHORS is PRETENDING TO RETCON REALITY ITSELF.
What will you do?