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But 9-year-old me didn't know what foreshortening was.
So I went years of my goddamn life thinking this card was portraying a multilegged monstrosity hfdjkhdskjds
I finally obtained Coalescence in #GuildWars2!
... and the first thing out of my friend's mouth upon this happening was "Hmm, I don't think Joko will be too happy to find out another guy gave Fiddy a ring."
Poor Zommoros.
The topic came up among my friends that baby asura are very likely only a couple of inches long. You could hold them in a hand! 🥺
...and then this idea came along and ruined it.
Maenn isn't dead, he's just in denial-- err, "living-impaired".
"Oh, look at you. You're like a little frozen treat. Delectable!"
"By the Alchemy, Joko, I will be serving your head on a silver platter after this is all over!"
(........ so those upcoming maid/butler outfits 👀)
Historical accuracy is very important to King Palawa Joko I of Elona. (1/2)
#GuildWars2 #GW2
tfw you have a bunch of entirely unrelated issues start cropping up all at once and you wish your body had a factory reset button because you Do Not Have Time For This Shit
The three main variations of Israa the Horrid!
First is when she's a lil gremlin bab terrorizing Elona.
Second is when she's grown up into a proper scourge.
And third is her heal scourge attire, but in-universe, hm... perhaps a redemption arc kickstarted by a lil snek fren... ?