Sims 🐍さんのイラストまとめ

@xkoibeex Goes to put on a spotify playlist. Gets mad when you don't have his 'recommended All Might mix' saved. Shit's just three fuckin songs and you don't feel like listening to Linkin Park.

@xkoibeex It's the fuckin struggle.

'Heh just try your hardest and win.'

His dumbass gets a DQ. Comes out fine and doesn't need to worry about shit. Makes a friend too.

Meanwhile you get jumped by the human firecracker.

Both are terrorized by a cat. A undying creature of the void that seeks to ruin their day. Neither can successfully find love because the asshole cat exists. Both would be better off without asshole cat. Would they be in the same support group?

How I feel having those kids call me daddy and that 93 year old guy who married her for 45 years gonna die alone

@DemonNoises I’ve got a shower gun

It’s called a trouser snake cannon

@matfacio Well now she can catch up in death.

I don’t think dudebros play that game https://t.co/z0lNiesOB4

@nogisonobro @residentchuuni @CrazyTrayne

@faufaufaux No AI waifus just plastic kids