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That nice supply teacher Mr #Williamson still hasn't worked out his timetable. #schoolsreopeninguk. Poor fellow. @Telegraph 2/1/2020.
Erm...y'know...Happy #NewYear, dear Twits. Let's chase the miserable old bastard 2020 down the road, out of town and...hope, shall we. Oh, and thank you for following through the mess. Much appreciated. [@Telegraph 31/12/2020].
Britannia unbound...#Johnson breaks free of all that pesky #EU red tape (employment law, env. standards, taxation, procurement, H&S regs etc.), jumps off the pedestal and drags us with him. Brave new world (now with added fish!) @Telegraph 28/12/2020.
And...he's off, up towards those sunlit uplands. With his map and guide. What could possibly go wrong for us? Let freedom ring! Whistle a jaunty tune and everything will be fine. #Johnson #BrexitDeal @Telegraph Sunday 27/12/20
So here is freedom. The sunlit uplands! Free from 47 years of the heavy yoke of...er...free movement, cooperation, free trade etc. And Santa #Johnson has brought back a fish and 2000 sheets of paper. Actually that might be useful. Is it soft and strong? @Telegraph 26/12/2020
Nothing to add really; [for the estimable Paul Adamson @EncompassEurope] #TrumpOut #Biden #Liberty
cartoon for today's @Telegraph; probably self-explanatory. Guess it's make-yer-mind-up-time. #coronavirus #Johnson #Lockdown2
cartoon for today's (Wednesday 21/10/20) @EveningStandard - Johnson's cavalier on-off-on offer of £60m to #AndyBurnham for #Manchester #Tier3 relief. "You disrespect my family..." etc.
cartoon for today's @EveningStandard; growing rebellion - in the Tory ranks (and the Lords etc.) over the disastrous #InternalMarketBill but Capn #Johnson seems determined to keep throwing Cummings' grenades at a made-up enemy. Jingoism, Xenophobia, exceptionalism...the lot.
my cartoon for today's (10/9/2020) @EveningStandard. #operationmoonshot is GO!. #Johnson promises ten million tests a day by...er...sometime or other, on another planet. I guess he needs an exit plan. And free moon-cheese all round, peeps. With Dr. Rocketscience #Hancock.