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"If you were looking for Dawn, she's going to be out for a few days. She wanted to become better friends with @SilverLncMia, and ended up in her stomach, churning away. Now she's nothing but breast fat for a few days. Why not ask if you can be Amelia's friend too!"
"@Trevornefari pinned me in the wood, and devoured me and my Pokémon. Now I'm nothing but assfat for a bit. Sorry professor, my research notes might be late....."