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the amount of garlic, black pepper, onion and sesame oil used in this house is almost criminal compared to youtube recipes
"and we're going to use a bunch of garlic here!"
(two cloves later)
step it up retard, this kitchen deserves a fucking hero, pussy
"If you want to view paradise: simply look around and view it" - Friedrich Dostoevsky
Cool life hack for 2018 you can get away with saying the n word as much as you want so long as you carry a bag of salt and vinegar chips and offer a couple to everyone you meet
Imagine living like Piccolo just standing atop tall structures cape flowing looking angry 24/7