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"Morning mortal, your dark lord had a fun time with you last night. Now take responsibility and clean your king up."
"Your king got a new outfit, what do you think mortals? A bit flashy?"
Morning mortals, now which one of you wants there dark lords attention?
"Hello mortals, we heard that you wanted a try of our special corrupted drink. Would you like some steamy cream with it?"
"Your king is back and ready to be serviced, now which one of you mortals shall be corrupted for our pleasure?"