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"You need to believe in yourself to be stronger! Perhaps with a private relaxation session you'll believe in yourself too!" Nekomaru Nidai ultimate Team Manager.
"My massage technique may be odd at first but after a few rounds you'll be hooked! "
Alternative form for Markus: "hehe~ all hail team rocket. Join us and feel how good it can be"