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In case you were wondering, this is the correct way to administer tapir calf scratches.
...Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it
Shake it like a Polaroid picture!
An animal so shy, so reclusive, that it can only be tempted out of hiding with an offering of mini popadoms...
Meet the pacarana, a South American rodent. Adults weigh up to 15kg. While that sounds big for a rodent, their extinct cousin josephoartigasia monesi weighed around 900kg, and were the largest rodent known to have ever existed.
Andean condors live to about 50 years old in the wild, and up to 75 in captivity. This one is only a big fluffy baby, enjoying an ice lolly for some reason.
You stand before the frog council accused of crimes most heinous.
How do you plead, human?
As it's almost time for lunch, observe this quokka in mid-munch.