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No, Fang! Don't go in there! Wasn't being trapped in ice for hundreds of thousands of years enough?! The chest will seal you for eternity!!!!!!
Whoa, a rare Jellee! Looks like you're in a bit of a JelleeJam...
Strawb!!! Find anything good inside? Some MapleStory merch perchance?
"Hey there, buddy!"