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My mirror is better than your mirror: mine came with a free dinosaur!
“But how do we know you’re not affiliated with Jurassic Park?”
Do I LOOK like a clever girl to you?
Thank you SO MUCH for the adorable Dinahblob @twibberedgelord !!!!!!
TFW people don’t know I ACTUALLY worked on fossils and this isn’t just an act 🤣
You wanna know if I’m single?
Yeah! And I’m happy to help you with the amicable divorce of your head from your body! 💚
For the record, when I talk about eating people, that’s 100% a joke.
Except for when I’m talking about Elon.
That’s super real. >:3
Also sorry I haven’t been doing my check-ins lately! I’ve been a very busy bean and I’ve been writing things more spur of the moment. I promise there’s some fun stuff on the horizon! Thank you for sticking with me!
They say you attract what you’re afraid of… so I’m TERRIFIED OF #TeamFortress2 MEDIC IN MY DMS