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Thank you for your recent ACME purchase @KilmoAardvark!
Is this the part where you ask “how many lumps do you want?”
...and the answer is two please.
Congrats on your ACME purchase @KaiTheNerdyWah!
Might I recommend teatree and mint shampoo? 👌
Congrats on your recent purchase @IjiDrach!
I’m sure these things take practice. *nods*
Oh whoa! I totes forgot about what day it is today!
Happy Bee Day, y’all! 🐝🐝🐝
Stripes look good on me 😌
Congrats on your ACME purchase @Rabidrabbit56!
Turning your good bunny hops to the GOODEST bunny hops!
Looks like you’re enjoying your ACME purchase @TokonFolf!
I’d recommend keeping your eye out for banana peels and anvils though. 👀💦💦
This is a formal apology to everyone who’s ever given me stickers.
I simply don’t have the heart to actually use them ahhh 🥺🥺🥺
Congrats on your recent purchase @KingGourd!
Well that’s a sticky situation. 😱
Congrats on your recent purchase, @squeakanine!
Finally a product that (seemingly) works well!