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“DO I DETECT A NOTE OF UNSEASONAL GRUMPINESS? said Death. NO SUGAR PIGGYWIGGY FOR YOU, ALBERT.”
Fourecks bears a striking resemblance to a certain Antipodean Roundworld continent... #AustraliaDay
"BUT GOING DOWN THE CHIMNEY? WHERE’S THE SENSE IN THAT? I CAN JUST WALK THROUGH THE WALLS." – Hogfather
"Nae quin! Nae king! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna be fooled again!" – The Wee Free Men
Wizards, once they understood the urgency of a problem, and then had lunch, and argued about the pudding, could actually work quite fast.
"This is Greebo. Between you and me, he’s a fiend from hell." – Witches Abroad #FeralCatDay
Rincewind wasn't very good at pre-cognition; in fact he could barely see into the present. – Sourcery
"Through the fathomless deeps of space swims the star turtle Great A’Tuin.." Happy World Turtle Day! #WorldTurtleDay