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And thus I clothe my naked villainy. With odd old ends stol'n out of holy writ, And seem a saint, when most I play the devil.
[Art by Anastasia Kustova.]
Orcs, like other mortal creatures, enjoy booze. The trick is, giving them just enough to keep them content, but not too much that they collapse from inebriation or organ failure. On the plus side, thanks to continual conflict, we have no shortage of organ donations.
Gargoyles. Great Sentries. Sadly the pigeons make a mess out of them after a while.
I can never make my mind up, which is my favourite kind of Giant. They all seem to strike fear into the mortal cattle.
[Art courtesy of Wizards Of The Coast.]
Despite their small size, I've found that Goblins are actually quite hard workers. It's like they have something to prove. I call it the 'Goblin Complex'. Which coincidentally is what I also call the area of my dungeon designated as their sleeping quarters.
So... William Shakespeare walks into a bar. The bartender yells 'Get out, yer Bard!'. #DnD
[Art by Bisart. https://t.co/yy0CT8TzqP]
Goblins actually remind me of the mortals in your world. Small, malnourished. You have affection for animals. You're sneaky. And you work in packs.
[Art by Tianhua Xu. https://t.co/BnfC6j6d8A]
Why do Beholders make crappy love interests? Because they have wandering eyes. Ho Ho. I'm here all week. And all eternity.
[Art by Gido. https://t.co/ABubyKKk4Z]
A toast, to the #DnD werewolf. They're responsible for a current flea problem in my dungeon, but who can't appreciate these hirsute beasts?
[Art courtesy of Wizards Of The Coast.]