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Congratulation, you are now a k̴͙̹̫̟͙̱̖̼̮̣͓̭͎͇̊́͒͑͆̑́̋̔͑̒͐̑́̽̈́͠͝͠ā̵̡̨͇͉̬̼͇͈̬̈́͆͆͋̕m̵̧̨̛̳͙̥͉̯̭̬̼̱̗̫͕̑̏̄̓̍͋̔̇͋̆͌̊̄̈̚͝ḙ̵̢̫̥̬͔̾̅̍͗n̸̹̔̒̅͒̀ ̷̗̆͆r̷̡̭̰̘̞̦͖̰̜̻̜̬̺̼͋̏͑̍̍̂̏̍͒͜͝i̶̡͔͓̤̼͔̹͓̙̮͍͇̯͈̱̭̋͋͒͑̋̊͐͆͒͋̇͐̅̌̕͘͝ͅd̴̛͇͎̫͔̬̫̟̪̲̻͕̈̿̃̐̿̐̍̒̌̈́̍͛̒͗̈́͛͘̚e̶̥̺̭̦̩̤̙͋̉͜r̷͓̝̰̰͖͎̘̹̞̉̈͆̿̀̌̈̏̐̿̌͆̏̄̐͋̂̅͠
My wife getting traumatized by her birthday cake was definitely not on my bingo list this year....😂