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She likes to make her owner freak out occasionally because she thinks it's funny
Okay so you run to Party City because you forgot to hire a clown for your kid's birthday party, you pick up an Instant Clown off the shelf, you blow it up, children successfully entertained
June's got her coffee now, she's got her novelty Heroguy mug, everything is good
(it's difficult to actually drink from)
It's not listed here, but obviously the most important feature of the mod would be a splash potion that turns a passive mob of your choice into a cute girl companion 😤