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Slappy lacks a complex face unlike most later InstaClowns, having painted-on features. But you know the classic FunTek jingle: There's no need to frown when you've got an InstaClown!
Slappy, the original InstaClown! Though rather simple, he was a runaway success and opened the door for FunTek to continue iterating on the technology.
A small number have caught fire under exceedingly rare circumstances. Victims have been compensated.
You've made her mad and you're gonna live to regret it, however briefly
She likes to make her owner freak out occasionally because she thinks it's funny