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The marvelous magician, Merla! This high-end InstaClown has among the most articulate hands of all models, useful for her, well, sleight-of-hand.
She also happens to be the model most frequently bought by single adults without children.
Slappy lacks a complex face unlike most later InstaClowns, having painted-on features. But you know the classic FunTek jingle: There's no need to frown when you've got an InstaClown!
Slappy, the original InstaClown! Though rather simple, he was a runaway success and opened the door for FunTek to continue iterating on the technology.
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