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It is/was #InternationalNinjaDay apparently... somebody's been summoned back to the world of the living, just in time!
(resurrection spells aren't too expensive when you're level 1, but even so, wasting resources on such a lowly minion...)
An old piece in the "Sexy Interlocking Bricks" genre, I feel like nobody's ever quite pointed out all the references
An ancient dragon twisted into humanoid form through profane means. Now a weapon of war for the ambitions of a tyrannical empire, though no pilot brave enough to take it's reins has been able to keep in under control- the beast refuses to be tamed.