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An enchanted scarecrow. These hay-stuffed farmhands are made to ward off beasts and bandits from the fields, but they have a habit of forgetting their directives... if they only had a brain. This one included- she'll gladly offer veggies to anyone who's hungry, except the crows.
That sentient ring you put on said she was +1 Luck, but she's starting to feel more like -1 Stamina
And maybe +1 Annoyance
You understand, mechanical hands
Are the ruler of ev-er-y-thing
Ruler of ev-er-y-thing
I'm the ruler of ev-er-y-thing
In the end