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Attention citizens of the world! I, Black Evil, plan to tear down society's order and replace it with my own! But to do that, I need your help- all I require is your credit card number, expiration date, and those three wacky digits on the back. You must hurry, though, before-!
Sticky's body is highly corrosive, which she uses to absorb and consume metal objects. To everything else, she's mostly harmless- the worst you'll get when you touch her is a tingling sensation.
Just keep her away from your silverware, jewelry, and robots.
Meanwhile, in an alternate universe, June is the #1 superfan of a cyborg hero that *doesn't* end up being out for her blood...