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Where'er he went, his palms would itch,
His tiny digits start to twitch,
They simply just could not resist,
Pressing that and squeezing this ...
No button would be left unpushed,
No public lavatory unflushed,
No bulb unscrewed, no hole unglued,
No arthropod unbarbecued.
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In the year 2019,
Donald came to see the Queen,
To the Palace off he went,
This stable genius President
Donald turned up all excited,
Maybe she would have him knighted!
But when he knocked he heard a shout,
“Tell the orange twat we’re out!”
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5 . . 4 . .
“Hey, Tim Apple, CEO,
Welcome to the White House, bro!”
“Thanks for showing me inside,
Donald Orange,” Tim replied.
BE AFRAID, BE SLIGHTLY AFRAID!
The final cover design for ‘Don’t Do That, Donald!’ (based on your suggestions so if you don’t like it, it’s your own fault!)
All RTs really appreciated, thanks!