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I wanted to thank @tsujurili again for this wonderful commission! I especially love the adorable expression on the hat, very nice touch!
*Doesn't make a complete stop at a stop sign*
"HEY, people DIE when you speed on the freeway"
"Wh-what?"
"YOUR DAYS OF IGNORANCE ABOUT DRUNK DRIVING COME TO AN END, NOW PAY 300 DOLLARS FOR DRIVING SCHOOL OR FACE PERMANENT INSURANCE PENALTY"
My work is playing this meditation stuff for relaxation and all I can think of is "damn this is some low quality audio" and "I REALLY need to take a piss"