𝑀𝑒𝑙𝑝𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑒 𝑀𝑜𝑟𝑟𝑖𝑠𝑜𝑛さんのイラストまとめ

"Hangovers suck."

As much of a classy goblin she is, Melph is still a goblin. She's taking dips in the Mississippi.

"Sit your ass down and let the queen cook."

Sometimes Melph likes to chill at Audubon Park... in the nude.

#SeductiveSundayᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ

"Oh this? My booty?

My bubble butt?

My bouncy caked-up dumptruck?

My thick, chonky, double-wide badonkadonk?

My goddamn jean-splitting, thunder-clapping, door frame-shattering wobble wagon?

You mean the super, duper, ultra, mega, Hurricane Katrina that is my A S S ?"