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Seems like (Fat AU) Kyle and Wilbur just found their third teammate for the Annual Beach Eating Contest!
And here I thought it would be a chill cheat day...
@OiseauBlizzard @DinkysaurusART Ohh ohh ohh!! I bet Bec would be one of those dragster cars that are super long with a big spoiler on the back:
So many birthdays in March!
Happy belated birthday to @/hdalby33 and @/FattyDragonite! I hope they had a fantastic day!! You two are absolutely amazing!!
OKAY, WHO OF YOU TOLD MY FATHER THAT I LIKE TO SING ON MY STEAMS?? (He took me to a karaoke bar, and you all know I cannot sing)
Also, happy birthday to Rick Astley. Thanks for giving us the ultimate Internet meme.
Anyone else ship these two?
Sonny (Cocoa Puffs) + Kazooie (Banjo & Kazooie)
Delirious early Monday morning thoughts make me want some birb romance...
I need some coffee...
Turns out that (rather unsurprisingly) Tzin's Animal Crackers™ pack an unbelievable amount of calories.
So there is no way you'll reach anything over 0 km/h (0 mph). The good new is that now you have a perfect excuse for being late! https://t.co/1VMjylAyLV
Tzin: Putting the UTTER in BUTTERBALL as Thanksgiving approaches!!!
What can I say? I can't pass up a chance to stuff myself silly... (hopefully that won't have any regretable repercussions...)
I wish the happiest of birthdays for my friend and fellow coffee enthusiast, @AB_Otter!!
Thank you for being such an amazing individual and for always knowing how to put a smile on my face. You are truly one in a million!!
@soft_terra Tzin's dad is a feathered serpent. Feel free to use him if you feel so inclined.