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It is 5PM. The happy hour vibe synthesizer created a jar of whiskey that makes you feel reversed. Will you drink it?
It is 5PM. The happy hour vibe synthesizer created a jar of custard that makes you feel 9to5ed. Will you drink it?
It is 5PM. The happy hour vibe synthesizer created a glass of boiling tea that makes you feel haunted. Will you drink it?