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@captainrobonoid @Puganator007 WHY DO THEY TORMENT THE CHILD
If you can't sleep on a butt, or play a drum solo on one, what's the point in even there being butts?
Pssh...
Thinking about gearing up to go back to streaming again.
It's been a long, long ass time since I've streamed.
Any suggestions on what you'd like to see? HMU with ideas below.
When you shit so big it pops your cherry.
I have just had my anal virginity taken away by a titanic turd.
I feel like I just got reverse fisted by the incredible hulk.
I just shit the 9th wonder if the world.
I just man-birthed a sasquatch.
Fucking help me.