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Joseph Smith Jr. (1805 – 1844)
Was an American religious and militia leader, the founder of Mormonism and the Latter Day Saint movement. He published the Book of Mormon and by the time of his death he had attracted tens of thousands of followers.
Pelagius of Asturias (c.685-737)
Was a Hispano-Visigoth nobleman who founded the Kingdom of Asturias around 718. Credited with initiating the Reconquista with the Battle of Covadonga against the Moors in 718 or 722, making him the forefather of the future Iberian monarchies.
Sir Henry Morgan (c.1635-1688)
Was a Welsh pirate and privateer, plantation owner, and, later, Lieutenant Governor of Jamaica. From his base in Port Royal, Jamaica, he raided settlements and shipping on the Spanish Main and waged several attacks against the spanish and maroons
Sea monster thing that showed up in a dream of mine and adam sandler for size comparison (he was in the dream too)
Emperor Scrunglus has a successful peace meeting with the sassanian shah Highzafukh II
Emperor Norton (1818-1880)
Born as Joshua Abraham Norton, was a resident of San Francisco, California who, in 1859, proclaimed himself "Norton I, Emperor of the United States" later he took the title"Protector of Mexico." He was seen as a well-intentioned insane man